This morning we woke up to 12 wild turkeys in our backyard. The kids thought it was great. When we left for school we snapped a few pictures and Madison asked, "Mom, they don't like us do they?"
I replied, "No, they're scared of us."
Madison says, "That's because we cook them."
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And that was only the beginning. In school the kids make cute projects for the different holidays. For Mother's Day, they made an award about their moms. It lists our name, hair color, eye color, age and favorite food. Oh yeah, and our weight. Now they received no direction on this other than most mommies are over 100 pounds. Well, Madison is convinced that I weigh........205 pounds. Yep, you got it, I'm a big mama. Maybe I will let her look at the scale next time I step on so she can redeem herself!
My mom told me to keep the award and bring it out when Madison turns 18. Should be good leverage when she asks for a car.
1 comment:
hahaha! That's funny :)
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