1. If you are talking to my husband on the phone and hear one or both of my children screaming bloody murder in the background for more than 30 seconds, please excuse yourself and insist that he help with the screaming, tired chillins to prevent a frustrated mommy from having another panic attack.
2. If you are driving behind me during our North Dakota winters and I can't see your headlights in my rear view mirror, please back off. Getting hit again by a stupid or uninsured driver does not sound that appealing.
3. If you drink the last of the milk in the house, please remind me before I am driving home with wet socks/shoes in a blizzard.
4. Since school is closed, please also close the office so I don't have to use vacation time.
5. If you are considering moving into the house next door, please no unleashed dogs, don't drive on our lawn and please finish your yard this summer so my kids don't get muddy every time it rains. Please don't cut my daughter's hair either.
6. If you are going on vacation in the next few days...somewhere warm...please take me with you.
7. If you work for XBox, please stop inventing new games for awhile. Or else invent ones that a certain adult male in my house does not like.
Can you tell it's been a stressful day? Thanks for listening. Tune in later this week for a much more upbeat post!
1 comment:
Oh Julie....
That bad of a day!? Throw away the XBox! And make him go out and buy the milk. But before he puts his shoes on, throw 'em in the sink and make them wet!!!
I've had days like that!!! Lunch - soon!?!
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